yesterday i worked for my mum for a bit and i really enjoyed it! i then went to visit my ‘dear granny’ in hospital and my god, she is a comedian. yesterday evening i had a burger deal with my best friends and then we went to the pub and it was lovely.
everything was going quite smoothly until we went to the ‘other pub’. this pub does not allow you do have single vodka and lemonades. you’re practically forced to buy the doubles… therefore you get far more hammered than you once intended. i dislike getting past the stage of being merry nowadays. i hate loosing control and floating about the night not thinking. after several ridiculous events i found myself at a house party with a bunch of nobs so i befriended the pet kitten and buggered off home.
hello pint of orange juice
